The Loose Screw Dicktionary

Brasthetic

2011-01-12T00:00:00.000-05:00

bras·thet·ic \ˈbrä-ˈthe-tik\

-adjective

1. appreciative of, responsive to, or zealous about the beautiful nature of a woman's breasts.

Example: "Did you see the girl at the bar? Her cleavage was incredibly brasthetic."

Brantrum

2011-01-05T00:00:00.002-05:00

bran·trum \ˈbran-trəm\

-noun

1. a violent demonstration of rage or frustration, specifically due to severe constipation.

Example: "I haven't gone to the bathroom for four days. If I can't find something that'll make me dump, I'm gonna throw a brantrum."

Snowcrastinate

2010-12-29T00:00:00.004-05:00

snow·cras·ti·nate \ˈsnōˈkras-tə-ˌnāt\

-verb

1. to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done, specifically due to the fact that one assumes there will be a snow day the subsequent day.

Example: "I know I have a 20 page paper due tomorrow, but considering the weather forecast, I'm probably just going to snowcrastinate."

Nye-ive

2010-12-22T00:00:00.000-05:00

nye·ive \nī-ˈēv\

-adjective

1. deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgement, specifically about the doings of the unrivalled 'Bill Nye the Science Guy'.

Example: "You really have never heard of 'The Science Guy'? Wow, you are truly Nye-ive"

Broficient

2010-12-15T00:00:00.003-05:00

bro·fi·cient \ˈbrō-ˈfi-shənt\

-adjective

1. well advanced in lounging, playing an array of games involving alcoholic beverages and wearing only the highest popped collars.

Example: "Did you see Chad do that beer bong in under 2 seconds? He's quite broficient."

Humorrhoid

2010-12-08T00:00:00.001-05:00

hu·mor·rhoid \ˈhyü--mərˌ-rȯid\

-noun

1. the uncomfortable feeling one gets after forcing a joke that isn't particularly funny.

Example: "Did you see John's face after he tried explaining that one-liner? I can only imagine the size of the humorrhoid he got from that ordeal.

Rectalfy

2010-12-01T00:00:00.000-05:00

rec·tal·fy \ˈrek-təlˌ-fī\

-verb

1. to put a disorderly bowel movement right with excessive wiping of the anus.

Example: "Geeze, that was not a pleasant bathroom experience. The moment I ate those nachos off the ground, I should have known I would have to rectalfy the problem later on in the day."

Holester

2010-11-24T00:00:00.002-05:00

ho·lest·er \ˈhōl-ˈlest-ˈtər\

-noun

1. one who disturbs, interferes, or annoys another's body orifices, e.g. wet willies

Example: "Why would it ever be a good idea for you to try picking my nose? You are a total holester!"

Flamgirlance

2010-11-22T00:00:00.002-05:00

flam·girl·ance \flam-ˈgərl-ən(t)s\

-noun

1. the state in which a homosexual female acts in the excessively colorful manner of a homosexual male.

Example: "Did you see that woman using the fake lisp? I've never seen anyone act with such flamgirlance."

Origin

DD Weinberg
First Known Use: 2010

Docfight

2010-11-20T00:00:00.002-05:00

Doc·fight /'dok-fite/

-noun

1. A knowledge-centric battle between two ambitious medical students to determine which is intellectually superior, generally revolving around the diagnosis and/or treatment of extremely rare illnesses. Often instigated by a hierarchically-superior medical professional assaulting an intellectually inferior colleague with a battery of medical questions as a form of teaching, which is informally referred to as "pimping" due to the repeated violation the poor saps are subjected to, the two docfighting students, sensing weakness, will then pounce and begin to shout out the correct answers.

-verb

2. The act of engaging in a docfight.

Etymology: Derived from the analogous noun "cockfight."

Example: "Did you hear about when Dave and Kelly got into a docfight about the physical findings in Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome? The attending was pimping poor Steve, but of course he had no clue; Dave quickly said intra-abdominal testes and scant pubic hair, but then out of nowhere, Kelly whipped out enlarged breasts! Needless to say, we were all stunned."

Origin

Ann Onymous
First Known Use: 2010

Celibation

2010-11-17T00:00:00.001-05:00

cel·i·ba·tion \ˈse-lə-ˌbā-shən\

-noun

1. the festivities engaged in to celebrate abstention from sexual relations.

Example: "I'm sick of guys thinking I'm so easy. I think it's time for a celibation."

Frappocalypse

2010-11-10T00:00:00.001-05:00

fra·ppoc·a·lypse \ˈfra-ˈpä-kə-ˌlips\

-noun

1. a prophetic revelation, esp. concerning a cataclysm in which the forces of one particular coffee company permanently triumph over the forces of all other coffee establishments.

Example: "That entire block of Starbucks is a true sign of the frappocalypse."

Flosstrated

2010-11-03T00:00:00.000-04:00

floss·trat·ed \ˈflȯs-trāt-ed\

-adjective

1. having a feeling of or filled with frustration due to the lack of flossing tools in the vicinity.

Example: "I get so flosstrated when I have a piece of apple skin stuck in my teeth and there's no way to get it out."

Scambiguous

2010-10-27T00:00:00.000-04:00

scam·big·u·ous \ˈskam-ˈbi-gyə-wəs\

-adjective

1. doubtful or uncertain, specifically in relation to a fraudulent or deceptive act or operation.

Example: "I found this free bags of money offer on Craig's List, but it seems a bit scambiguous."

Deodor-rant

2010-10-24T00:00:00.002-04:00

de·odor·rant \dē-ˈō-dər-ˈrant\

-noun

1. a tirade in which one is yelled at for excessive body odor.

Example: "I couldn't let Chandler go to the party smelling like a llama's behind, so I gave him a deodor-rant.

Origin

Josh Sauer
First Known Use: 2010

Anal Tourette's

2010-10-20T00:00:00.000-04:00

a·nal tou·rette's \ˈā-nəl tu̇-ˈrets-\

-noun

1. an intestinal disorder characterized by uncontrollable frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.

2. diarrhea

Example: "After eating at that Mexican restaurant, I had a severe case of anal Tourette's."

Armrestling

2010-10-18T00:00:00.008-04:00

arm·rest·ling \ˈärm-ˌˈrest-liŋ\

-noun

1. the struggle between two arms for the better position (or total control) of a given armrest.

Example: "Sorry, Frank, I would love to go bowling, but my arm is so tired from my armrestling match at the theater."

- armrestless adjective

Origin

Neal Freyman

First Known Use: 2010

Abwhortion

2010-10-17T00:00:00.003-04:00

ab·whor·tion \ə-ˈb'hȯr-shən\

-noun

1. when a prostitute is murdered unceremoniously after engaging in sexual intercourse.

Example: "If New Jersey didn't have such lax laws on abwhortion, I'd definitely be in jail!"

Origin

Avi Pariser
First Known Use: 2010

Monomatopoeia

2010-10-13T00:00:00.004-04:00

mon·o·mato·poe·ia \ˈmä-(ˌ)nōˌmä-tə-ˈpē-ə\

-noun

1. the naming of a thing or action by a phlegm-ridden vocal imitation of sounds associated with infectious mononucleosis (as coughagle, graughle).

Example: "That cold you have does not sound good. You are erupting with monomatopoeia."

Self-Inflatuation

2010-10-12T00:00:00.005-04:00

self-in·fla·tu·a·tion \ˈself-\in-ˈfla-chə-ət-shən\

-noun

1. the state of admiring one's own excessive gas.

Example: "I really am addicted to the smell of my own farts. It must be self-inflatuation."

Origin

Avi Packer
First Known Use: 2010

Fabstinence

2010-10-06T00:00:00.004-04:00

fab·sti·nence \făb'-stə-nən(t)s\

-noun

1. the act or practice of refraining from indulging a need to be incredibly pleasing or successful.

Example: "I really don't care much about my 4.0 GPA anymore. I'm taking a vow of fabstinence."

Premature Ejacuwake

2010-10-04T16:08:00.007-04:00

pre·ma·ture ejac·u·wake \ˌprē-mə-ˈtyu̇r i-ˈja-kyə-ˌˈwāk\

-verb

1. ceasing sleep activity before your preferred or scheduled time.

Example: "Nothing is worse than taking an amazing nap and then, out of nowhere, you premature ejacuwake.

Origin

Avi Kopstick
First Known Use: 2010

Mantonym

2010-09-29T00:00:00.009-04:00

man·to·nym \ˈman-tə-ˌnim\

-noun

1. A manly word opposite in meaning to a lesser manly word. A Six Pack of Dark Lager is a mantonym of Srawberry Daquiri.

Example: "Dude, we ALL know that the mantonym of Lance Bass is Chuck Norris."

Grainal Rape

2010-09-22T00:00:00.003-04:00

grai·nal rape \ˈgrā-nəl|ˈrāp\

-noun

1. The violent destruction that glutenous food items wreak upon the body, specifically for those with celiac disease.

Example: "After eating that twelve pound loaf of bread, it was instant grainal rape. I'm a fool for thinking my body could handle it."

Bordeuxner

2010-09-15T00:00:00.007-04:00

bor·deux·ner \bȯr-ˈdō-nər\

-noun

1. The dysfunctional erection a man acquires while heavily intoxicated on only the finest of wines.

Example: "After drinking all that wine, I couldn't get it up. What a terrible time for a bordeuxner!"

Sworegasm

2010-09-08T00:00:00.002-04:00

swore·gas·m /swȯr-ˌgaz-əm/

-noun

1. The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of vociferating profanities.

Example: "After that lady of the night used too much teeth, I must have cursed her out for twenty minutes. Nothing feels better than a sworegasm."

Vermasturbatim

2010-09-01T00:00:00.004-04:00

ver·mas·tur·ba·tim \vər-ˈmas-tər-ˈbā-təm\
- adjective

1. Being in or following the exact act of previous self-pleasuring.

Example: "Wow, I just had some self-love déjà vu. It must have been a vermasturbatim session."